Underwear?

[2sp_]

OK, all the usual pervs shouldn't get too excited about this question...

I've got a wedding in a couple of months and I'm looking for suggestions/recommendations about figure shaping underwear. Just looking for something that will smooth out the post-baby lumps and bumps a bit. I don't want to look like a badly stuffed sausage, just make my lardy bits a bit less lumpy.

Any ideas? (Other than drastic surgery?)

[Spoonboy]

Have you tried asking on line, specifically shape wear underwear for women. I found it a boon when it came to choosing a mens site for boxer briefs.

[daffy654]

Spanx are by far the best, the cheaper imitations tend to just squeeze the fat out past the seams which gives even worse lumps.

[2sp_]

Jeez, daffy, I just had a mental image of all my fat bursting out of the seams of a pair of massive pants.

Like a big bunch of grapes...

[sherrardk]

Couldn't you wear something 'flowing' (save all the arsing about)?

[2sp_]

I'd have to invest in a marquee, sher!

I may well go for comfort over glamour though. Really need to get my finger out and shift the baby weight.

Maybe I should just have another one. That will give me another year before I have to start eating salads and (God forbid) getting exercise.

[DTCwordfan]

a high class waspie or shaper from someone like Aubade, Fantasie, Fauve or Triumph.....(don't mention the garters for the Gerbe/Falke/Wolford stockings, or Sqad may get very excited....)

[DTCwordfan]

Gossard too if you are of a more generous proportion.....

[friedgreentomato]

gok wans stuff is very good

[daffy654]

Pmsl at that image.
I'm hoping you know what I really meant!
I bought a cheaper version of some spanx long pants and all it did was give me a weird VPL, but half way down my thighs, and they squashed the waist fat up under my ribs, it wasn't a pretty sight at all! and i'm not huge to start with (size 12) just very wobbly and untoned :-/

[sherrardk]

On the plus side, if you had more children you wouldn't have time to eat properly and the weight would fall off you (it was such a strain being pregnant with the things that I actually lost weight). x

[2sp_]

I seem to spend the whole day running after #1 (who has taken up pooping in the garden - she gets it from her father's side), and picking up #2 who is learning to walk (like a tiny drunk person).

I do not know why I'm not a size 10!

[2sp_]

I'm now investigating all the options on t'interweb.

Just one question - how on earth do you go to the loo when you're wearing these things??

[DTCwordfan]

unclip from underneath.....

[Spoonboy]

As a bloke who does not know about women's undergear, I would suggest very patiently when skipping off to the loo.

[2sp_]

DTC, you know far too much about women's undies!

[knowabit]

M&S do some great underwear of this type.. personally, I would go shopiing and try them on, rather than buy online.

[sherrardk]

I've just had a look - they all look so uncomfortable (and bloody expensive).

[tonyav]

' (save all the arsing about)?

sherrardk, thats what she is trying to save !.

[DTCwordfan]

(i) ex wore them

(ii) who knows, I may write about them!

[Spoonboy]

I can imagine the title already wordfan ;)