Incident At Shopping Centre.

[saintpeter48]

I witnessed totally disgusting behaviour in my local Shopping Centre today. A man and woman were arguing in front of a load of kids then she smacked him one on the head and it all kicked off between them, the police turned up and the policeman ended up using his baton on the bloke but the man actually managed to get the baton off the copper and started hitting the copper and the woman with it.
Then a crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages as the man shouted "Thats the way to do it!!"

[Jackdaw33]

LOL! Didn't see the last line coming.

[Islay]

Should this be in jokes?

[saintpeter48]

Isla, if I had put it in 'Jokes' then you would've seen the last line coming!!

[hereIam]

I was tut tutting away, until the last sentence .. !

[ummmm]

I laughed.

[Smowball]

Omg I so fell for that till the last line!

[ummmm]

I assumed 'crocodile' was auto correct :-)

[4candles]

I didn't see the Punch line coming. ;)

[jlcm]

I told this one to a couple in there eighties and she was totally disgusted and when I got to the last line she still didn't get it so she who must be obeyed had to explain it