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Rondy | 11:32 Fri 22nd Sep 2023 | Jokes
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First my wife said she'd lost her lipstick, then it was her mascara and now she's looking for her blusher.
I wish she'd mind her makeup.
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I thought I’d throw the ball into the crowd after a good game like the professionals do.
Now I’m banned from the bowling alley.
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My doctor charged me for removing a plaster.
What a rip off.
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I took the lift up to the 14th floor, my office is on the 15th floor, but, that's another storey.
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My son told me he just watched a guy do 100 straight push-ups, and asked me if I could do that…
“Sure, son.” I said. “Hell, I could probably watch a guy do 500 straight pushups.”
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