Is there anything better?

[sexyrussiann]

I decided to go shopping this morning. As I was in Russell and Bromley buying a gorgeous pair of red wedges at 75% off I lookd in my various carrier bags to see the array of gorgeous clothes I had bought in the sales and I thought to myself,is there ANYTHING better than this? I LOVE SHOPPING!!!!!!!

[johnlambert]

but yesterday you said you posted them as a joke, how can you expect us to take you seriously when you lie through your teeth?

[Psychick]

But how can it be your job when you have never had any clients?

[Pippa68]

Those shoes aren't wedges.

[Psychick]

john, I feel another death in her family coming up soon! lol

[China Doll]

I very much like those shoes but glad you didn't get them in white as I was not so keen on the colour. I brought a lovely pair of purple suede shoes on Saturday with an equally ridiculous heel. Shoes are the only things I like shopping for tho I'm afraid.

[sexyrussiann]

Psychick that's not funny and I lied about having no clients I just didn't see why you all had a right to know what I did for a living.Anyway I don't have any problem with what I do.It's my choice and I do it for my own reasons.

[Pippa68]

I just clicked on the escort link. Oh dear.

A tache and sausage fingers!

[sexyrussiann]

I knwo they're not wedges but they were called wedges on the price tag! China Doll they are gorgeous aren't they? Shame you can't wear them without breaking your back hehe

[Pippa68]

Ahem..we don't have a right? why the bloody hell do you keep telling us then, you twonk.

''Those aren't real breasts..they are lies!!!!!!''

[johnlambert]

if you didn't want us to know what you allegedly do for a living why post a link on two popular websites?

[China Doll]

Well they're typical posing shoes for when you know you're being driven somewhere, sitting for the majority of time and then being driven back to your doorstep... I have three pairs of shoes like that. I wouldn't dream of attempting to dance in them... I just pose in them. They usually look nice with a pair of black shorts.

[Psychick]

Well your the one that keeps advertising the fact....not us!

So admitting to yet another lie? And you wonder why we never believe a word you type! lol

[Pippa68]

Looking at that picture I doubt any clients have called..I mean, seriously.

Does she not have any other means of taking pics other thn camera phones or webcams??

[Psychick]

I agree pippa.......I mean, with the prices she charges, she could afford to have a professional portfolio made up......providing she has ever had clients of course!

[Pippa68]

Seriously...go to a place in London called Studio 64. For about �600 you will get quite a few photos, and they airbrush them for free.

I was quite surprised at mine. They added new teeth and everything.

[johnlambert]

2nd stop moustash trimmers

[sexyrussiann]

At the time I set the web page up I ad hardly any money and it doesn't matter if you don't have a proffesional photo because that way men know that it's you if the picture is too proffeional they won't believe it is you

[Pippa68]

Oh yeah..they only cost about a tenner from Betterware. They can be used to trim your nose hairs too..if that is another Russian affliction?

[4getmenot]

I'm having Fish for dinner