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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Not all women. I start kicking people when they don't move and get very vexed which amuses my fella greatly. I don't kick them full force or owt, I mean the back of their heels and stuff, I barge people and 'shoulder' them. I hate shopping.
That makes me sound like an animal I don't intentionally go out to assault people, I just keep on moving when they stop dead right in front of me in the middle of the path. The only exception I have is old ladies and gentlemen, I don't kick them.
There is a primordial buzz from buying stuff, pretty stuff, fluffy stuff (as opposed to the everyday groceries etc.) and clothes. I think some women ascend to a truly orgasmic state when shopping with someone else's money! You can see them at Gucci and Versace (or more down to earth Marks & Spensers?) with their eyes spinning round like cash registers! Wow!!
OK, so men do it as well. We go for that widget waggler at the tool store or the latest electronic fidget monitor with additional Global Satellite Posing Potential. Ho hum ...
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OK, so why do women expect you to get as excited as they are about some red boots? You say, yeah they're fine, but you are meant to say that 'oh they look fabulous, you just have to have them, you'll die if you don't get them now. What? You havenb't got enough money on you? OK I'll lend you the money for now'
Doh!
I absolutely hate shopping. Now buy food on line and just shop for perishables locally. As for clothes I go out with a firm idea of what I want and, of course, it doesn't exist and I get frustrated very quickly and come home with nothing. Certainly not therapeutic!
I also hate people in crowded shopping centres with umbrellas up, especially when it's hardly raining. It happened yesterday, and being tall, I was constantly being jabbed in the face.
I only enjoy it when i get the things i need and what i was looking for is there, for intance, my bloke and his mate went Xmas shopping for the family and all he got was a bubble bath, and was stressing that he hated it and he couldnt get a thing! And then when i went with him last night, i made him get a frame and candles for his cousin and a wine hamper for his nan, and a shoe kit for his grandad - and he was like "oh its so uch better shopping with you"! as it was more organised! you need to be an ordganised shopper then its all ok!
Love Lauren xxxx