mobile desire

[chucker]

What would make u desire a mobile phone? If you could have something extra on the phone what would it be?

[PurplePixie]

A homing device for when I lose the little b*****d!

[Tha-Flash]

Haha, my mate always desires his phoneS anyway.

I'd desire it if EVERYTHING was COMPLETELY FREE and a battery that NEVER runs out. NO errors on the phone. Maybe a laser which burns all the little chavs to death also. :]

[andy hughes]

I'm a complete Luddite with phones, as long as it rings in and out, that's fine for me.

For other people's phones, I'd like a 'deete' function that sends a mild electric shock to the user, and disconnects when it detects 

 

Loud talking in public places.

Repeating the same boring nonsense to six people in a row.

Using the phrase 'I'm on the train ...'

Walking and texting at the same time, resulting in a glazed stare, and bumping into people.

Any more for any more?

[rja211077]

i'd like it to automatically detect and store the name, age, status, mental state and mobile phone number of any hot women i happened to be within Bluetooth range of.

[woofgang]

an eternal battery, free video calling, GPS and a chocolate dispenser

[tigga]

To give me the name, address and a photo of anyone who repeatedly gives me pranky calls ! 

[ursula62]

a zapper switch, so that I could disable all mobile phones in the surrounding area. It is so boring when you're stuck on a train or bus and the person next to you is yapping on about whether to wear blue shoes or pink boots at the disco that night - especially when they are talking to their mate in the next carriage.