Drunk

[Andy008]

I know i've asked this before, but i'm interested to know of any tales of extreme drunken stupidity from newer users of the site.

I mean really stupid, not "weed in the flowerbed".

To give an example, during the summer of 2003, a rather backward lad I went to school with had an  argument with a pub landlord resulting in him being barred. His response was to set fire to the beer garden.

[B00]

My ex husband got so trollied one Xmas Eve that he weed into my then 5 year old daughters brand new pram and doll set that i'd set up in the lvingroom all ready for her in the morning.

I spent the early hours of Xmas Morning scrubbing the pram and doll trying to make both playable for her whilst the drunken git slept in the bath.

Thank gawd I divorced him the following year!

[blueeyedlass]

aww thats so sad

[Grunty]

I like the report a couple of years ago of the man who used a laptop to change his name by deed poll for the price of another drink.  Unfortunately Mr Yellow-rat Fairydiddle couldn't afford to change it back.

[pixi]

Oh gawd I hope this never happens in the Chatterbank Arms, imagine the smell of hot lion poo!

[mews64]

I was in Poland and I had loads to drink... I was in Krakow square and I needed to be sick. I found a plant pot outside another bar. I got distracted as some guy wasn't very happy with me being sick in his plant pot and I could see some of my friends coming towards me. I dropped the glass I was holding, fell on to the plant pot and bashed my head and face then I fell on top of my broken glass. (It was a glass of water by this point). Went to hospital and had 14 stitches..painful. Am left with a big scar just below my neck and above my chest.

[BigDogsWang]

Guy in my office - after a fancy dress party in Leicester, decided to take a leak off a bridge over a dual carriageway. The road happened to be very busy at the time.

He was dressed as Elvis.

(There's surely a joke to be made out of this).

[twiglet4frog]

got drunk at a mates party at age 15 and then we all decided at 3am to go for a night bike ride through the cornfields at the end of the village. I fell of my bike and blacked out and woke up with a huge hangover in the middle of the cornfield at 9am with no recollection of how i got there or why a bike was on top of me. Decided to make my way home and parents were out so i went straight to bed to rest my head that hurt like hell. Apparently all my mates had looked about in the dark for half an hour to try and find me and then thought i had gone back to my mates so they all went to back to the party and then to bed without checking for me! Was about 3pm that next afternoon that i started to have flashbacks of the party/drinking/accident. To this day none of them believe i spent the 5 hours asleep in a cornfield with a mountain bike laying on top of me while suffering amnesia!!

[twiglet4frog]

Then there was a time my best mates parents had brand new expensive double glazed sliding doors put on there living room! It was when it was a fairly new idea having double glazing and i told my mate that double glazing on the adverts claimed it was indestructable. He didnt believe me so i went to show him by taking a huge run up at the doors and launching my shoulder at it to show i can bounce back of it!

Double Glazing Glass was indestructable!

Patio Door Runners are not!!!!

He had to get one very livid father to come and pull the very heavy glass door off his sprawled out best mate looking like a glass and concrete sandwich filling!

I was banned from his house for a month after it cost them �320 to replace the door runners and framing!

[HAnn521]

A story about my dad has floated around for some time, always bringing a laugh along with it...

Supposedly, sometime in his younger days my dad was said to have woken up at home (i'm guessing after having been out most of the night having quite a bit of fun) walked from his bedroom into the kitchen, opened the refridgerator door, ****** in the floor, left the door wide open and went right back to bed....all in his sleep!

I can't imagine my grandparent's surprise to find that nice little "gift" waiting for them in their kitchen....not to mention all the food in the fridge melting from the door being left open....haha

[HAnn521]

just to clarify...that * word is peed...or I guess you say weed?