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Society & Culture4 mins ago
I live on Teesside, where there are two elected mayors: Ray "Robocop" Mallon, the no-nonsense hardman mayor of Middlesbrough, and in Hartlepool, they have(had?) a man who used to dress up as a monkey as the Hartlepool FC mascot (he ran with a policy of free bananas for schoolchildren and won by a mile!)
If you were mayor of your town, what policies would you introduce, sensible or not?
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Quite simple really. I'd have my own private parking space right in Durham town centre. I hate paying for parking. Oh, and I'd make it illegal for pedestrians to move in vectors like rodents.
BTW, you can tell there's something funny going on in the North East when we have mayors like Robocop and Hangus.