Ugliest man/woman?

[johnlambert]

Following on from the other threads,

who is the ugliest man, or woman who has ever lived?

please feel free to answer whatever your gender.

PS

not me,

[munchbunch]

nick cave is fair ugly & donatella versache considering how much money she has u think she could sort her face out a bit

[catchinit]

A chap from Ashbourne in Derbyshire called Ronnie Sowter was given the title of ugliest man in Britain by TFI Friday! Trust me, i work with him and man is he ugly!!!

[acc17]

I don't know how chris evans of TFI fame can call a man ugly, when he is clearly munting himself. I mean, come on!

[ezapf]

Lyle Lovett

[henneth]

I knew somebody who had a face that looked exactly like a coelacanth, a supposedly extict seafish. I told him that one day after a few ales.

Imagine my surprise five long years later when he turned up as my taxi driver and dumped me seven miles from where I actually lived.

[flip-flop]

Woman - Jade Goody

Man - Nadia from Big Brother

[Drusilla]

Have to agree with munchbunch and say Donatella Versace. All that money and no mirrors, or an overdose of self confidence.
As for men, Leon Brittan, the ex Tory minister.

[coyn]

Ezapf, it is difficult to believe that Julia Roberts married Mr Lovett isn't it?

Still you know what they say, love is blind.

[catchinit]

Disagree.... uglyness is definately external. Internally everyone is red and full of meaty bits, but this is so common that it must be accepted.

[Hammond Egg]

Peter Stormare, in 'Fargo'

[tigga]

it has to be jocelyn wildenstien - for those who havent had the misfortune to see her, she is number one in the gallery section on www.mingers.com

[barb1314]

Jackie Stallone...outside and in!

[joko]

david mellor,

[coyn]

Jackie Stallone is approaching 80 Barb how would you expect her to look at that age?

[LionNo4]

Shane Mcgowan of the Pogues ain,t no oil painting.

[mydogsandme]

well I think I'm pretty ugly.

[barb1314]

Point taken coyn but I think she has ruined herself on the surgeon's table...maybe she used to be gorgeous!!

[Dkeyse]

I know a woman who is so ugly, when she has sex her husband puts a bag over HIS head!!