Trump The Stand Up Comedian

[pulmicort1415]

The latest conference speech by Trump.

Some absolute beauties.

 "Some of the Israeli hostages are coming home as bodies."

"They are coming home as bodies because they are dead."

 

 The late, great, Al Capone!

[bookbinder]

My word! Nothing gets past Trump, does it? He's there, on the ball, doesn't miss anything!

[nicebloke1]

Elvis is alive and unwell.

[maggiebee]

No *** Sherlock - nothing gets past him does it?

[nicebloke1]

The best you can hope for at the moment his that he gets his tie caught up in the shredder while he shredds the evidence of Putins war crimes.:0)

[pastafreak]

Almost lost my coffee, nicebloke 😂