This is my first question listed. Please answer.

[indiegirly]

If you could be a pidgeon for 1 day, who would you poo on and why?

[smudge]

For starters, Tony Blair, John Prescott & Neil Kinnock springs to mind.

Apart from them, just one or two insignificant people who have tried unsuccessfully, to get one over on me in the past - it didn't work, he, he, he!

[Drusilla1S]

All the Colonel Blimps who only associate Britain with a glorious, imperial past and can't cope with the vibrant, cosmopolitan country we could become.

[indiegirly]

Quality! Most excellent answer.. Though i'd probably add Gordon Brown and everyone who voted against smoking to the list!

[Pippa68]

The same as smudges first 3 people ~ they deserve a good pigeon poo on the bonces. In fact I wouldn't want to waste the whole days poo on anyone else.

The only other people I can think of will get their come uppance in other ways, I am sure ;o)

[seaborn]

What a great question!!

Totally agree with the smoking ban thing � I come from Dublin, recently moved here and now can�t even smoke here either!! � Bloody Governments, next I won�t be able to have my Guinness in peace!!!

I also think that European newspapers who print cartoons that we all know will have adverse reactions � what�s the point in stirring up the violence even more, just to sell some more papers?? � should be added to your list too.

And on a personal note, I�d like to add my ex girlfriend � anyone who cheats should be Poo�d on from a great height!!

[4getmenot]

I'd poo on Keith from Eastenders head. So then maybe he might just wash his hair :-)

[indiegirly]

Further to Seaborn's nominations, i'd like to also nominate my ex monster in law.. oh i'm sorry, should that have been mother.. - nah, right the first time!

OOh, my first question's getting a good response....

For those of you who've already answered..

what three things would you throw in Room 101???

Mine

Mine:

1. That chuffin Frog ringtone, and all other Jamster adverts.. I don't feel I must state my case on that one.. i'm sure the entirety of the universe agrees there.

2. Ticket Touts who take all the tickets to cool events for themselves and then want you to buy them for shed loads more than they paid for them.. rip off merchants!

3. Working on a Friday!

Your thoughts everyone please??

[laurence2]

i would,nt poo on any of the goverment as they,ve already got s**t in their eyes {hence the state of the country}.

it would have to be Pete burns, solely for an improved facial

[4getmenot]

Room 101

People in supermarkets that try and pack for you. Whilst they think they are being helpful I have to get up a flight of stairs and prefer to load my bags full up so I have less bags to carry. But oh no they like to put 4 items in each bag making you carry about 10.

Men that grab your arse in nightclubs, not clever.

Whoever decided to put a film on that has to stop when its getting good for the news and while you're waiting you fall asleep and miss the end.

[WendyS]

The two Blairs, for starters - Tony and Sir Ian of the Metropolitan Police. (for both losing their plots.)

Gordon Brown (for all his stealth taxes)

John Prescott (for ruining our countryside and demolishing perfectly good houses which people still want to live in).

The Olympic Committee (for voting for the next Olympics to come to England instead of Paris, which will have the population in debt for the next 100 years)

All celebrities who are too full of their own self-importance.

And finally, all benefit cheats (because they're raising two fingers to all honest hard working people)..

By then I would be pretty "pooed out" and dehydrated, but I could always fly off to Trafalgar Square and summon up my feathered mates if anybody else has some good candidates.

Oh - and I forgot Peter Mandelson !!!

What a fun question to liven up a wet miserable day !.

[Loosehead]

Yes well I had this bird **** on my car once, didn't take her out again!

[seaborn]

Hey Indiegirly - your doing very well for your first attempt, and i like your style!! (it's my first real go to - and still waiting on an answer about an old Volvo ad!!)

Anyway, Room 101.

1. Totally agree with the ring tones, but also think just mobile phones altogether should go in! In reality, i couldn't live my life without one, esp. because i need to be contactable 24/7 with my work. But don't they just start driving you up the wall??!! - Who needs all these extra gadgets?! (i'm getting to a stage where i'm going to sell my TV at home and just plug my DVD player into my phone!!!) - and when your out with mates, or on a date and the other person spends half the night texting or chetting on the phone!!

2. TV shows that are fly on the wall docusoaps (big brother, im a caleb... etc) Has real life really become that dull & mundaine that we all have to sit around watching other people sitting around and sleeping??!!

3. People who spend all day playing computer games. Ok, yes i am on the internet right now and have been for about 2 hours, but this is different - i just feel like shouting "GET OUT THERE, GET A LIFE, SPEND YOUR MONEY ON IMPROVING YOURSEVES INSTEAD OF �40 A THROW ON SOMETHING THAT'S JUST GOING TO SCREW YOUR HEAD UP & PROBABLY MAKE YOU FEEL VIOLENT!!" (i feel better already)

My god, i've just read all this back, i might only be 29 but think i should now join the "Grumpy Old Men Briggade" - Thanks Indiegirly!!

[isca]

jesus you people are angry with everything. Calm Down.

[smudge]

For Room 101:

• Do gooders (who really do no good at all)


• Lazy people (get off your backsides)


• Spongers (living off my contributions)

[smudge]

P.S. I might be sitting down at the mo' - but believe me, I've always been a grafter - my husband is too. :o}

[raysparx]

I feel like i am already covered in crap from all the people that want smoking and i don't but i would love to crap on charles clark,blunkett and the chief inspectot of north wales police

[gessoo]

George Bush for so many reasons it would take a book, but mainly for being the perpetrator of so much trouble in the world today.

En mass - every single big brother contestant, celebrity or otherwise, including Davina McCall!

Cilla Black and Cliff Richard.

[SeaJayPea]

Can I please be an albatross instead of a pigeon? (More of it, and much smellier). Then:

Cheats - Arjen Robben and Lionel Messi for example. Line them all up, fill me with fish curry and let me at them.

[Lonnie]

I go along with smudge on this one, but woud add Ken Livingstone.

[lodekka]

What's wrong with Cliff, gessoo? At least you can buy keyrings and badges with him on...