Paul McCartney and Heather Mills splitting up

[undercovers]

now that the couple are going their separate ways do you think that Paul will find it hard to find someone to fill her shoe.

[dot.hawkes]

oooooooooo, :(

[undercovers]

i bet he will have to stump up the cash on the divorce

[undercovers]

but if it goes to court i don't think she'll have a leg to stand on!

[ali_alic]

... and go and get legless on the proceeds

[dot.hawkes]

you're leaving yourselves out on a limb here you two

[nickmo]

Oh come on you lot, not nice. Though doubtless they'll hop over to Canada for the seals again..

[andy-hughes]

Really, I'm ashamed of all of you!

And me because I laughed when I read your posts!

[ali_alic]

and in later years schollkids will be writing a (pros)thesis on it.

[ugly_bob]

Oh please, i wooden have thought you'd lower yourselves to this sort of thing

[metagirl]

isn't it amazing they didn't sign a prenup? what a dumb hippie! how could she justify taking over a hundred million pounds though, with all her charity work? Will she still be able to call herself a "Lady"? How scandalous!

[undercovers]

but she could give her charity a real leg-up with that sort of money though!

[dot.hawkes]

South African loses his leg in a gold mining accident,

Oh that's me Fekked then, who wants a one legged gold digger

'Me' shouts Paul McCartney!

(that's from bez she's avin her tea)

[stoo_pid]

metagirl, Heather Mills did reportedly offer to sign a prenup but Macca refused & said he wouldn't sign one.

[Mr D Black]

Personally, i dont think she's got a leg to stand on!

What's got 3 legs and lives on a farm?

Paul and Heather McCartney!

[michelle1973]

not at all but his next wife doesnt want to put her foot in it or she will be out on a limb too.

[Postdog]

He'd only just bought her a plane for her birthday too!

and a ladyshave for the other leg.

[rugeleyboy]

Thank you everyone for restoring my faith in comedy!!

priceless... keep em coming!!

[nickmo]

Just a thought - wasn't Heathers middle name.... Eileen.......?

[dot.hawkes]

that's a bit lame nick

[nickmo]

Dot - I have nothing against Heathers' one leg - but neither does she..