Let's relocate the royal family

[woodpam]

If there are only 3 places on the spacecraft (see question 2 down from this) why don't we share out the Royal Family more equally between the home countries. After all we are all paying for them and QE2 has thoughtfully provided us with enough offspring to have one each. Chas obviously belongs in Wales, Anne in Scotland and I'd send Eddie to Northern Ireland, leaving Andrew to be safely parked on a golf course somewhere in England. My question is to all you lucky recipients of a royal personage, what would you do with them when you got them?

[Mintox]

make them get up at 7am - get a train to london in rush hour standing all the way. Shout at them all day long while they work telling them how bad they are at their job, not give them a lunch break and send them home late missing their train then make them cook and clean then get to bed real late so their tired - then repeat 5 days on - 2 off till their 65. Because they are after all 'in touch with the common person' and i just want to make sure they know!