Olivia Newton John is sort of my cousin. But not really. My dad's mum's sister (my gran's sister, or my great aunt) married Olivia Newton John's dad. But at this point, ONJ didn't exist. My gran's sister and this bloke split up, then he had ONJ with another woman.
I've met loads of rugby players, incuding Kyran Bracken (who came to my school), Mark Regan, Simon Shaw, etc. You might be able to spot the connection!
Also, a friend of mine got hospitality passes at an England 6 Nations match and met all the players. More importantly though, he used the urinal next to Lawrence Dallaglio. And, yes, of course he had a look.