lord lucan

[bobtheturkey]

has anyone heard from him lately?

[hopalong]

Yes, he was ridingm Shergar at Epsom last week and won!!!

[noxlumos]

Ssssh Bob no-one knows who I am!

[PinkFizz]

nox - gotcha!!!

[rugeleyboy]

i saw loopy with someone the other day?? could this of been him?

[wot.hawkes]

He sent me a Birthday Card last week.

[Hellion]

He lives just round the corner from me and sends his regards.

[geo0939]

What a coincidence! He joined my friends and I last Saturday, while we were having a quiet drink after a round of golf. I don't know who signed him into the club, but he really is an ignorant so and so. He completely took over the conversation, eventually trying to involve us in a hand of poker. He didn't even attempt to buy a round of drinks, so we all ignored him and eventually he left, and good riddance I say. Don't need his sort at all.
PS: Didn't much like the way he looked at my daughter either.

[naz_nomad]

He was in our local Spar .. i think Elvis served him

[raysparx]

Hi bob iv'e been lucan everywhere I can't find him !!!!

[Pippa68]

Wasn't he the lead singer in Queen?

[The Big Gill]

He still owe you that tenner you lent him down the casino?

[tigga]

naz-nomad, wouldnt that have been the chip shop ?

[lankeela]

He has tried to phone his grandad, as he said it was murder trying to get hold of his nannie.