jokes

[stribs1969]

what is the best way to wind up someone by accusing them of having an affair

[M0nkeyTennis]

yeah, try it with ray
xxx

[redcrx]

what? How old are you? I answered your other question but can see now that you are trying to be funny

[rogerr]

You must be a bundle of laughs to live with. No wonder why he goes out with his mates!

[crete]

not even funny just immature

[heathfield]

Wait till he has a shave before he goes out for an evening "with his mates"!

[~Wingnut~]

Well, to start off with I would wait for him to return from work, say "I think we need to talk" then start wailing like a banshee "How could you? Am I not good enough?" Then start screaming hysterically how he is low life scum and of course he is going to deny an affair. Then run up stairs and start throwing his things out of the window, set on to all his shirts and trousers with a pair of scissors. Once he is an emotional quivering wreck say "Hah Fooled yer! I was only joking" and give him a big smooch!
Does that answer your question? :o)

[MonkeyLover.]

this question is doing a good wind up job

[Pippa68]

Oh yes, that kind of thing would make me laugh & laugh...how wonderfully funny that would be. I would, of course, forgive him totally too.

[4getmenot]

Ha Ha, thats hilarious I might just suggest to all my mates they do it and what a laugh it will be to see if their partners stay with them

[~Wingnut~]

I was kinda hoping stribs1969 was going to try it out and let us all know how funny her partner found it and the effects it had upon them. You know just as a joke like.

[redcrx]

oooh yes wingnut, its just a harmless bit of fun when you put it that way :)
sorry stribs, you just do it exactly as wingnut says.

[4getmenot]

we could all have bets wingnut on how things pan out for them :-)

[~Wingnut~]

Hmm I was actually starting to get worried that you all thought I was being serious by what I had posted!

I even kept breaking off from my hoovering to keep checking back!!!

[MonkeyLover.]

just keep on hoovering, its not that important.

[Pippa68]

LOL ~Wingnut~ !!

She could always plant a thong in his glovebox..you know, just for a laugh like?

[~Wingnut~]

Seriously, I was only joking & trying to play this person at their own game, I can't tell whether you have taken me the right way or not? Sorry if I have offended.

[rogerr]

We know you were only joking, so don't worry.
R

[~Wingnut~]

cheers rogerr, I think I have my paranoid head on today!

You may not think it is important monkeylover, but it is important to me as I would hate to think I have upset someone.

[4getmenot]

Did monkeylover say something? Dont worry wingnut we know what you like :-) but did sound like you've done it before :-)

[~Wingnut~]

Yeah damn mokey's been back on and off today loads of times on this thread, must keep getting reported or something.

No never done before, was just trying to show how it could never be looked at as a joke.