Aliens?

[An9ila]

What is the percentage of American's that believe in aliens?

[Craig007]

104.53%

[Octavius]

They say that 98% of all statistics are unreliable.

However, nearly two thirds (60%) of Americans believe that there is extra-terrestrial life out there somewhere. However, the International Center for the Study of Scientific Literacy at the Chicago Academy of Sciences, reports that one in five Americans isn�t sure whether the Sun revolves around the Earth or the other way round.

[An9ila]

Not looking too good for the highest power in the world - eh?

[electricblue]

Must be high,as their president is one!

[Octavius]

No, it's official - he is a cowboy who does crap things.

[An9ila]

So he didn't appear from the burning Bush? (out of an alien ship)

[twain11]

I read that every single U.S president has been related to each other in some way, not too distant mind you but still related. I like David Ickes lizard theory too, that makes surprisingly good reading.

[saanen]

And what is the percentage of Abers who don't know how to use the apostrophe?

[An9ila]

At a guess, - a similar % to those that suck up to dictators and dieties?

[saanen]

What are dieties? Are they people trying to lose weight?

[An9ila]

They're dyslexic goblins that feed on Homo-chimpoids (or Homo-saphead) - minds, and naturally select the necessary genetic mutations to persist in the downward spiral of chimpmankind. Next question? :)

[Octavius]

What about the chimpwomankind?

[An9ila]

Yes! - And her! :)