Funny Names

[Tha-Flash]

Ok look, I want to make one huge list (THE BIGGEST LIST EVER) of funny names. When people read them out it's already too late because they've said it or haven't even realised.

I will give a few obvious examples to get the ball rolling...

Ben Dover
Hugh Jarse
and Mike Hunt!

Come on... THE BIGGEST LIST!

[littleigloo]

Primrose Hill
Penny Farthing
Ivor Knackerov
Beau Nidle
Major Bumsaw
Ida Money
Rose Bush

[chakka35]

I have a list of this which I've trawled off the UK-INFO disk , e.g Helen Back, Helen Highwater, Carol Singer, Jo B Hunter, Sally Forth, Ailsa White, and so on. I feel sorry for a Mr Anker who has the intial W, and a Mr Rick with the initial P. But my heart really goes out to a Mr Soles and a Mr Slicker who both have the intial R. What were their mothers thinking of?

[crapmemory]

Won Hung Lo
Who Flung Dung

[crapmemory]

Who Flung Dung
Won Hung Lo

[shiznit]

Ray ling
Amhed Ashed the Asian carpenter
Gurupda Singh, Karaoke champion
Onya Bakyabitch, Russian *****
Anna Gliptta, Decorators Wife
Angus McMacup
Peter De File

[greenrook]

I served in the Royal Signals with a soldier called Reagh, who therefore answered to 'Signalman Reagh'. He got a compassionate transfer to the Signals from the Royal Artillery, where his rank was Gunner.

[jeanyb]

Duane Pipes

[SC00BY]

A guy at work was called Richard Blowers, but he shortened Richard to Dick. honestly

[angeldraws]

Kelly Smunt

[smudge]

I'd been constipated for a few days, so my husband bought me some fresh figs from the market to assist!

The tissue paper around them read in big letters: MUSTAFA

I didn't take much notice at first, but he & our daughter busrt out laughing & so did I when the penny dropped:

Mustafa cr@p!

[-Zorro-]

Juan Kerr

[smudge]

*burst even!

[lankeela]

Lauren Order

[squirelpoo]

orsen cartt

[goldfish1]

E Norma Stits

[plonky69]

Anita Bush

[plonky69]

Ivor Nardon