To the lovely, wonderful abigail (and everyone else)

[Jacob]

Oi's back! :)

[sft42]

Oh Lordy!!! They have opened the gates and let him out.....this care in the community has a lot to answer for folks.....:>)

[Jacob]

Oi've missed 'ee too m'dear, s'fact youm be the main reason Jacob's come back. Oi'll do moi best to get things 'ere all shipshape and Bristol fashion, as they say round these 'ere parts, specially if youm be 'ere to 'elp oi. Roit everyone, Jacob and his best chum Abigail are back in business!!

[Miss Zippy]

Fancy a lick of Miss Zippy's juicy lolly Jacob?

[Jacob]

Ooh, oi've bin missing this! That's a luvvly offer Miss Zippy, and oi can't say oi'm not tempted, oi wouldn't be a man if oi said oi wuzn't, but thing is oi 'ave pledged moiself to Abigail and oi couldn't lick another's lolly. Oi'll slurp some scrumpy though, if you've got any

[Miss Zippy]

Sorry abigail didn't mean to mess with your man but I was getting myself in a bit of a pickle eating this lolly you see. The soft, cool ice cream in the centre was melting so quickly and was dribbling all over the supple contours of my tanned, willowy body. Anyway, all sorted now :-)

[strozzi]

Miss Zippy, you're arousing my curiosity, you little tease.

[strozzi]

Miss Zippy, you're arousing my curiosity, you little tease.

[strozzi]

Sorry about that last posting. Maybe I was feeling doubly curious.

[Jacob]

Oh dear, old Jacob 'ad to go and lie down after Miss Zippy's last posting. Me mangelwurzels got all steamed up.

[woofgang]

cave... here comes the editor

[Jacob]

Oi will! Oim all yours! :)

[Jacob]

boi the way, 'ow did you do that? Oim deeply impressed! Ow could oi possibly look at another after that?!

[Jacob]

aargh, Jacob loiks a good scroll in the hay.