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Drinking My Age in Pints...
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As a stereotypical Liverpudlian, I am often very witty, and sometimes steal things. I am trying to strike a balance between the two, and would like to know if it is legal to be a humorous thief? Other features include never wishing to set foot in Liverpool ever again, defending the city if a non-Scouser criticises it, tucking my jumper into my denim trousers, and substituting the word 'hello' with 'alright'.
If I can incorporate all of these into a stage-managed stereotype, could I possibly get away with being looked upon as pretentious rather than Liverpudlian?
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11 pints indeed !
I was rather expecting TJ and Einstein (the former Ant and Dec) to have joined in by now." 'ey! 'ey! I wuz born nearer Liverpool dan yooz"...."No yer wirnt" "Yes a woz" "No yer wirnt" ....... "Am gonna tell de editor off you!" "Go on den, see if I care"....."'e's 'avin' a go at me aggen editor, iss no' fir".