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the_dipsey_1 | 01:51 Sun 10th Aug 2003 | People & Places
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What is the most stupid job ever??? has any one worked it???
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Cleaning a bath in a five star hotel which is closing down the following day. This actually happened.
At a set of roadworks (on a dual carriageway) I saw a man with one of those "Stop/Go" lollipops - with "Go" on both sides!!!!!! Every couple of minutes he would turn it.......
The New Labour Prime Minister, the current one has not yet done anything right, and never will unless he undergoes an egoectomy and a brain transplant.The problem with this latter is finding one to remove in the first place .
doristwonk, that would mean that the person who performs the surgery on him would be doing the stupidest job ever.... removing a brain that ain't there.... ( p.s. loved your answer)
A friends of mine, spent a summer working at the Birds-Eye pea processing factory in Hull. The whole 12 hour shift consisted of sitting next to a grille which all the peas passed over along the conveyor belt. The purpse of the grille was to allow under-sized peas to drop through and be disposed of.

However every 3 or 4 minutes a pea or two would get stuck in the grille. It was my friends job to poke them through the grille with a bamboo stick. And that was the sum total of the job. 12 hours a day poking errant peas through a hole!
Well Headtime, I suggest your friend applies for the soon to become vacant job at No.10 because he/she sounds to have served the ideal apprenticeship to take over. (on second thought he/she might be overqualified!)
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lol some good ones i have to say stupidest jobe i ever had was 12 hour shifts squashing tango bottles to see if they leaked!! - manually - we were karate kicking by the end coz we were that bruised and fed up!!!! - the makers of the lid made the wrong spec so they had to check all the bottles they went on - there were pallets full - i dreamt of pallets for weeks and woke up in cold sweats - i can honestly say ive been tango'd lol
I was nearly had to drive 250 miles to put four pcs in cardboard boxes so they could be sent to another site.

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