jehovas witness's

[mindbullets]

whats the best way to get rid of unwanted jehovas witness's from your doorstep ? politely.

[anita]

Ask them to put you down as a "Do not call", what they do not tell you is they have a book in which they can if asked list you as such. once listed they will not call again untill someone a few years later decides to call to see if the book entery is still correct for your address.

[tvanwinkle]

Try this one. Draw in chalk a white outline of a body and throw a bunch of Watch Towers around. One look and they are outta there. Or, for you smokers out there, just before you open your door, fill the hallway area with your favorite cigarette smoke, open the door with two (not one) cigarettes hanging from your mouth and a bottle of your favorite whiskey firmly grasped in the opposite hand not opening the door. In a very firm tone of voice look to the other room out of view of the victim and yell, guy�s we have a two (or how ever many people are at the door) more kidney donors. They will I am sure write your address off as a do not visit ever again. Since JW are territorial you should stay on the list until the next generation JW roll into the hood.

[Annie13]

I am a Jehovah's Witness and I am very proud. As a Jehovah's Witness all I can say is you should listen before it is too late.

[Annie13]

paulz: no we dont have to sell anything to be accepted by Jehovah. When ever you accept anything from us we will never ask you for money.

[Wonderdog]

I was busy splitting firewood by hand, sweating profusely.  When they walked up, I fell to my knees and clasped my hands together and exclaimed, "Praise the Lord! I was just praying for some help and the good Lord sent me you two.  Grab an axe."

They never came back again.

[bigsisternik]

tell them you are a christian