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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.On my first day off I drive a taxi for 16 hours then work in a bar for the other 14. On my second day off I'm a DJ on a local hospital radio station throughout the early hours and I then fill in as a nurse in the operating theatre if they're short, (or even as a surgeon if they're desperate).
Day three (adopting Big Brother narrative voice) I work as a fisherman on a trawler and put in an 18 hour shift before setting up my ice-cream van on the seafront for the next 12 hours.
Day four I like to take it easy doing 6 or 7 hours in a charity shop before donning my uniform and pounding the beat as a special constable and rounding up local villains and toerags for the rest of the day (I like to put something back into the community).
Day five I sit on the bench as a High Court Judge then spend the evening spinning teenage girls around whilst working the waltzers on a travelling fair (coming your way soon).
Day six and seven' lets just say I do some "undercover" work for the government' Day eight I'm a rocket scientist (don't worry, it's hardly rocket science), day nine I'm an internationally famous magician sitting in a see-through box (I have to fill in my spare time somehow), and day twelvety I'm the Pope.
Hope I didn't miss anything.