Roll Call

[woofgang]

Hello ABers, Shall we sound off to make sure no-one got lost in limbo??

[FIirty41]

Blimey, what happens when I type in my screenname then? s****horpe

[FIirty41]

Kumquats
Bumper
Title
***ulonimbus
Arsenal
****dorf Stadium
Thomas Crapper
Shagpile carpet
Assertion
Frigate

[trilobite]

Cormorant Shag Piccadilly Line Arnos Grove ****fosters Internal ***bustion Engine (sic) ****el rotary Engine Arse Feck Girls.. etc

[IndieSinger]

What, no, hello, I'm here. I lost a limb in the warp, so I will have to get someone else to do my hair. (Which I haven't had done yet, woofgang, but thanks for remembering :)

Completely agree with Quizmonster about having lost and gained. Hopefully the losses are bugs, which will be fixed, though. I'm not sure I like this typing answers at the top; it makes it more dificult to refer to other messages on other pages. Can't wait for the implementation of the Feedback section (I fear it will be some kind of Feedback Filing Cabinet-cum-Rubbish Bin though.)

[trilobite]

IndieSinger, how come you managed to post "some kind of Feedback Filing Cabinet-***-Rubbish Bin " when we're all getting modded for saying "***ulonimbus" and "***bersome"?

[IndieSinger]

The new AnswerBank has brain-reading software, which scans your brainwaves as you're typing. If you write a word meaning it innocently, like I did when I wrote "cum", it will post it. If you mean the dirty word, the software realises this and your word will appear as ***.

[trilobite]

Oi! Are you saying I've got a dirty mind?
(I'll get me dirty mac....)

[sddsddean]

Present, but confused! (No change there then!)

[Tat]

i'm here but i'm not sure i like it as much... indie can post rude words because he is magic. and annoying because he won't tell me how! sulking...

[Headtime]

Can somebody open the door please?

[jakesi]

Alive.

[woofgang]

brawburd, just keep calm and follow the sound of our voices....anybody got a torch?

[woofgang]

brawburd, keep calm and follow the sound of our voices...anybody got a torch??

[woofgang]

seems to be a double post issue as well...Headtime, the door opens towards you, not away, stop pushing and start pulling

[bernardo]

I have almost finished strangling the Field-Marshall's pet armadillo with my late great-aunt's harpsichord strings, so I will be with you shortly. But I might have to boil some mushrooms first and feed them to my next-door neighbour's pet rattlesnake while he is on holiday, just in case.

[darth vader]

Darth is Here. Can the people of penistone post?

[darth vader]

apparently so! how about penis tone?

[woofgang]

hmmm, I bet this state of affairs doesn't last long...

[AB Editor]

The link problem and the over zealous profanity filiter has been noted, among other issues and our techies are busy working on them. You will soon be able to post http links as before. Thank you for your patience while we try to iron out a few glitches! Best Regards AB Editor