Eyes and Smiles

[Haggisdj]

Why is Nicky Davies so good looking?

[becks]

who's nicky davies?

[boognish76]

Do you mean Dickie Davies?

[smudge]

I think I know who you're talking about Haggis!

[smudge]

Cos she takes after me!

[Numbers]

Mention the Lord Of The Rings once again and I'll more than likely kill you "Moorcock, Moorcock, Michael Moorcock!" you fervently moan Is this a wok that you've shoved down my throat or are you just pleased to see me? Brian Moore's head looks uncannily like London Planetarium And all those people who you romantically like to still believe are alive are dead So I'll wipe my snot on the arm of your chair as you put another Roger Dean poster on the wall *coat*

[smudge]

Lodekka, what the hell are you on about?

[Haggisdj]

Bless Lodekka... I think he is confused. Hi Smudge, didn't know who you were, but I do now. You must be extremely good looking too...

[smudge]

Well I don't know about that Haggis!

[Numbers]

Not confused in the slightest - just carrying on from boognish76's comment above. It's the opening half of Dickie Davies Eyes by Half Man Half Biscuit.

[smudge]

Apologies Lodekka, I see what you mean now!

[Numbers]

No problem smudge - so who's this Nicky then?

[smudge]

Nicky is my daughter & it's obviously someone who fancies her like mad!

[Numbers]

*bursts out laughing* Fair play Smudge, it all makes sense now. Has the parental lecture reached its final draft?

[smudge]

I've found out who he is now Lodekka & I do know him too, so all's well. Funny thing is, Nicky didn't even know he'd posted anything on here!!