People's names

[Nevin]

What's the funniest, genuine name you've ever heard? We have a business card on the notice board in our office belonging to Randy Horn!

[Moog]

I was at school with both a Neil Ling and a Iwan Kerr and used to live near a lady called Ivy Plant. 

[Kay]

At my hubby's school the boys were all called "Master" One of the boys surnames was Bater! LOL.

[hectic]

I used to deal with a few funny ones at work, there ws Mr Sum Fat Ting and Mr Ben de Coch although Tracey Stacey was just stupid!

[undercovers]

i like someone here has a funny name

[vega]

I knew a gal who, if she had a baby girl would name her Chasity, and at the time was dating a man with the last name Belt.  no joke.

[saffstar]

Richard ****** - seriously!

[saffstar]

Wan    ker

[hulohoop]

know an a.hoy (boy was she relieved wen she got married), met a rosie bott, annette curtain and there was a curry stains my mam knew  poor guys

[jills]

Anette Curtain, Lillian Skillian (what kind of sick joke is that) and Claude Bottom (tho to be fair, he was French so in his native tongue, it wasn't a funny name).

[sullivan]

Twin boys at the supermarket:  Rusty and Dusty Peters...  Their sisters name was Robin.  What were these parents thinking????

[zgma]

I used to go to school with a girl named Sandy Castles.  My grandma knew someone named Crystal Chandelier.

[tigga]

My bro went to school with a lad called Royston Shufflebotham, not rude or anything just very unfortunate !

 

[tigga]

Oh and a rep visits our work - called Gordon Tickle-

Mr Tickle, i cant look him in the eye !

[Philtaz]

I've known a Nesta DeFesta and a former colleague called his child Dwayne.  His surname was Pipe!

[fathead]

Chill out Hayhoe, these are really funny. At school there were 2 best friends, one with the surname Rice the other Curry. Does that count?

[Headtime]

There was a guy at my school, called Steven Titball. And NoGoodBoyo, there's a Christopher Peac*ck who reports for ITV's local news programme in London. Could it be the same one you know? A friend of mine who works on the programme, says everyone calls him Crispy C*ck.

[FP]

Always remember a girl in primary school called Mimi Darling.  She was always dressed in pink and had long ringlets with pink bows and her mother looked like Barbara Cartland.