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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.As a summer job, fastening chains round trees fallen into a lake (after the storm of 87) so they could be winched out. The lake was not deep, but had never been dredged, so there was 4 feet of silt at the bottom that basically comprised of duck waste. When I got home at night I had to stand in the garage, strip naked and wash myself down with a bucket and brush. Didn't have a lot of luck dating that summer.
As a youngster I had a saturday job in M&S. They put me on the mens underwear counter. (There were counters in those days and no self-service) At 16 it was so embarrasing to deal with such questions as 'Do you think these underpants will fit me, etc.'.
I then changed jobs and went to Woollies. And they put me on the Toilet Roll counter!