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Ladies at Aintree (sorry, I mean women)

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david51058 | 15:56 Thu 07th Apr 2011 | Society & Culture
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I have just seen the state of some of the women at Aintree today, all fake tans and tacky outfits. I suppose that's the price you pay for the race meeting being in Liverpool. Definately can't call them ladies!
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I don`t know whether the fact that it`s Liverpool makes any difference. From the daily mail link they don`t look much different to the women at Ascot, just fatter.
I thought it was a scene from the next episode of "Big Fat Gypsy Wedding"....
<splutter>
Bruce Forsyth Bob Hope was at Aintree for the Grand Nationa. He ran into "our Cilla", and bragged that despite his 82 years of age, he could still have sex three times a night. After the day's racing, Cilla said, "Bruce, if I'm not being too forward, I'd love to have sex with an older man. Let's go back to my hotel." So they go back to her room and have great sex.

Afterwards, Bruce says, "If you think that was good, let me sleep for a half hour, and we can have even better sex. But while I'm sleeping, hold my testicles in your left hand and my penis in your right hand." Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says, "Okay."

He sleeps for half an hour,awakens, and they have even better sex. Then Bruce says, " Cilla , that was wonderful. But if you let me sleep for an hour, we can have the best sex yet. But again, hold my testicles in your left hand, and my penis in your right hand."

Cilla once again says, "Great Bruce, but tell me, does my holding your testicles in my left hand and your penis in my right stimulate you while you're sleeping?"

Bob replies, "No, the last time I slept with a Scouser, she stole my wallet!"
sorry - missed a Bruce there.
Who's Bob??
Bruce's brother, Bob, I hope.......
Bob Hope was there too?
do you ever have anything positive to say david?
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I'd rather see a fake tan than someone who has cooked their skin to a crisp and is going to shrivel up at later life, or worse; melanoma.
I used to live next door to York Racecourse...........the state of some of the 'ladies' at the Ebor meet was a sight to behold (but not as bad as Aintree)
Surely a night at the dogs would have been more apt?
Fat women are a total turn off at the best of times, but add ugly, too much flesh on show, fake tans and tramp stamps into the mix and it starts to look like a swamp donkey convention.
tramp-stamps...PMSL..
Is Aintree becoming the Ascot of the north?
Hey David, what would your choice of frock be?
Those women were grim. I'm sure they're of the belief that if they show acres of flesh (and wow, there were a lot of acres on show!) that somehow no one will notice how bloody fat those said acres are.
If in doubt b1tch and b1tch and b1tch about people, it's a grand thing to be able to take a rise out of an entire underclass, regardless of the fact that you dont know the individuals, whether they are nice or nasty people. They aren't dressed to my taste for what I'd like to see them in for sure, but then it's none of my business, so they don't have to be, but apparently it's just more fun to insult perfect strangers calling them ' 'Swamp donkeys' etc which tells very little about them but a helluva lot about you lot.
I am fat and these women give us fatties a bad name. ;-)

They were tacky and cheap looking - buts some had obviously paid loads of money to get painted orange and then poured into a dress two sizes too short.

However it doesn't seem ethical to print pictures of members of the public wearing outfits that were so 'wrong' for them. Maybe when I actually wake up fully it won't feel so cruel of the Daily Mail to print these pictures.

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