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I was abducted by aliens but no one believes me

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Larrylambshank | 10:44 Wed 28th Sep 2011 | Society & Culture
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Hi there this is the 8th and last time i will tell my story.
Every other q&a or alien site has this story on it for a couple of hours before it mysteriously disappears. My guess is that the powers that be are trying to stifle my story and would come and get me had i not been using precautions to stay anonymous and one step ahead of the game, obviously for my safety i cannot get into this. But now let me tell you my story.Hi there this is the 8th and last time i will tell my story. I was in bonnie rock, perth, western australia around midnight on a friday night at a bar celebrating a friends birthday. I went to use the restroom but there was a queue so i decided to go outside, as it's a secluded bar with nothing around for miles this seemed like a good idea. So i went and then decided as it was a nice star studded night let me go for a walk. so i walked for about 15 minutes gazing at the heavens with nothing but the chirping of crickets and other wildlife noises as company.
I leant against a tree to have a cigarette when i noticed a herd of kangaroos pretty spooked bounding across the road, scared that it could be a pack of dingoes following i got on my guard and was amazed to see what appeared to be a ball of blue light coming my way, because of my drinking and depth perception i never realised how big it was and as it got nearer until it was above me spinning and making a strange sound which was almost hypnotic.
I started to feel as though i was being tickled and then electrically charged.
That's when the ray of light hit me..
To be continued.
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That happened to me once, next time I got an electrician.
3rd syllable
Mamya,
errr... lamb is the third syllable.
I think you mean the fourth
its the shank that rhymes, not lamb.
Oooohhhhhhh! Doh! Thank you Anku...

I can't believe that filth monger Jack got yet another of her fiendish comments in to a very serious thread... ;oP
indeed, she took a very worthy debate and just went off topic again.
loooool china

you saddo,even i got that
I take exception to that.....I am NOT a filth-monger!!

I am a purveyor of the highest quality filth...........as well you know!! :o)
I'll have a pint (or two) of whatever he was drinking.
Sorry I am slower than you today - it is today isn't it??
I know Fluffy... that's bad that I didn't get that one!
Ankou , yes your right, it is called the dunny but only in the outback. and it is called a mob of kangaroos, and yes you are more likely to have a close encounter in outback Australia than anywhere else, I have seen somethings......
mind you i missed the prince phillip once earlier so maybe i ought to shut up and slink off before jack notices
Q. Why did the alien want to leave the Aussie party?
A. The atmosphere wasn't right.

Q. What's an Australian aliens favorite candy?
A. Martian-mallows.

Q. Why did the astronaut bring paint and paper on his trip?
A. So he could do space crafts.

Q. What's an Australian astronaut's favorite drink?
A. Gravi-tea.

Q. How do you make a baby sleep on an Australian space ship?
A. You rocket>.

Q. Why do Australian sportsmen sleep two to a spaceship bunk?
A. When once chokes, the other can practice the Heimlich manoeuvre.
i think you lot need to get off to bonnie rock for some probing.
...seriously though...what should he didgeridoo? =)
tell it for a 9th time ?
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