Do you think you'll die naturally?

[flobadob]

Or cosmically?

[wildwood]

Naturally, I'll die on this planet.

[jomifl]

I'm thinking of going for a cosmic death, just a matter of finding out where I am most likely to get struck by a meteor.

[jomifl]

It would still be a naturtal death though wouldn't it?

[rowanwitch]

Dramatically I hope.... but a long way in the future

[karenmac60]

I plan on being hit by a bus - seems a good way to go, and my mother's been warning me about it for years ('you could get hit by a bus tomorrow...').

[sunny-dave]

I hope you have the clean undercrackers on standby then karen :)

[joggerjayne]

Make sure you're wearing clean pants then, kazzamac!

[wendilla]

I have been watching the Spacestation too much so probably get hit by junk.

[joggerjayne]

... err, as Dave said ... quicker than me.

=0(

[joggerjayne]

Are bits falling off it, Wendi?

[wendilla]

Loads of junk floating about up there Jayne. One never know what is coming down lol

[sunny-dave]

Just dodge the yellow ice from the ISS outdoor toilet ...

[joggerjayne]

Golly.

I must remember to take an umbrella next time I go out.

Or wear a hat!

=0)

[seadogg]

Compared with some of the natural causes of ones demise, a nice big asteroid has advantages. Shame about the animals we share the planet with though.

[DTCwordfan]

"Birdy, Birdy, in the sky.
Oh my God, the ISS really flies.
Why'd they do that in my eye,
Looks like sugar, tastes like sap.
OMG, Its American crap!"

[naomi24]

If I’m hit by a bus and my body is unable to recover from the injuries sustained, death would be the natural result – so whether I die of old age, or some horrible illness, or I’m hit by a bus or a meteorite, I will die naturally.

[seadogg]

Twinkle twinkle little star
Shining like a four ale bar.
If a chunk should fall right off it
We lot really stand to coff it.

[nescio]

err...
you DID mean "cosmically" and not "comically" ?

[jomifl]

New thread required for most comical death.

[flobadob]

Do you ever write down a wonderment and then a few days later wonder what the p?