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New Australian Telephone Greeting:

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CailinDeas | 10:03 Thu 17th Oct 2013 | Society & Culture
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Wouldn't it be amazing, if this were to be introduced here !

'GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO "CENTRELINK" THE AUSTRALIAN SOCIAL SERVICES AND BENEFITS OFFICE'

"Press '1' if you speak English." ''Press ''2'' to disconnect until you can." Have a nice day.
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Avatar Image woofgang
Its not really used in Oz either.
10:13 Thu 17th Oct 2013
Avatar Image Baldric

Another illusion ^^^ shattered!
10:16 Thu 17th Oct 2013
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lol Baldric!
10:17 Thu 17th Oct 2013
Avatar Image ludwig
If you couldn't speak English you wouldn't know which button to press. They clearly haven't thought it through properly.
10:25 Thu 17th Oct 2013
Avatar Image woofgang
Indeed Ludwig but then they are Aussies!!
10:28 Thu 17th Oct 2013
Avatar Image Old_Geezer
May be different to understand and to speak possibly.
I seem to recall a much longer jest around this same subject. Doubt I still have the e-mail years later though.
12:50 Thu 17th Oct 2013

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