Multi-Culturism: Why No Health Warning... .

[vetuste_ennemi]

...on the label?
Products such as alcohol and cigarettes must contain exact details of their nutritional content, their additives as well as display clear warnings of potential threats to health.
Examples:
Not to be sold to minors.
Can lead to disease and premature death.
Please use this product responsibly; recommended daily units are...
Contains nuts.
I can't find any of these on the M-C packaging. Can you explain why?
I intend to offer rewards to the best posters in each of three categories: Humour,Best of Breed and Lucid Analysis.
In the event of the last one being unclaimed I will make a donation of £50 to Médecins sans Frontières.

[Old_Geezer]

Of course they should find the room to print it in a couple of dozen different languages so no one can claim not to be warned.

[Mamyalynne]

Does it come in a package? Isn't it more a Pick n Mix?

[Tuvok]

Don't drink or smoke so can't answer this!

[B00]

Could it just be in a language you can't translate?

[ichkeria]

I don't understand the question. What is M-C packaging?

[agchristie]

Simply because the designers were oblivious to the highly lethal cocktail that leads to foreign bodies attacking the white cells. The extent of low immunity is a moot point however.

[Tilly2]

I thought a multi-culture was a yogurt.

[THECORBYLOON]

AGCHRISTIE, I wonder if you would describe the Anglo-Saxons as a highly lethal cocktail?

[sandyRoe]

None is needed. Multi culturism is a great stewpot containing a gallimaufry of ingredients. Elements of the cuisines of Ireland, the West Indian, African, The Middle and Far East, and, latterly, Eastern Europe, are all there.
Despite there being parts that some don't like it's nourishing and good for us.

[-Talbot-]

cuisines of Ireland


What's that when it's at home, Sandy?

[sandyRoe]

Boiled cabbage+ ham, Irish Stew, Ulster Fries.

[-Talbot-]

:0/


Can I stick to an Indian?

[sandyRoe]

That's Multi-culturism at work, and at its best. ^

[naomi24]

The future will confirm that retrospect is enlightening.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/copyranter/healthy-cigarette-ads

[New Judge]

Many parts of the country exhibit no features of multiculturalism at all. As an example, just take a walk down Barking Road on Friday after Friday Prayers have chucked out. You will not find a multitude of cultures there (nor indeed at any other time in that area). You will find an area dominated by Asian people and almost exclusively of the Muslim faith. That area is not unusual in that respect. There are vast areas of the country where the same circumstances prevail.

Those who believe that multiculturalism works and is good for us usually cite areas such as central London, where it is true that people of all races, colours and creeds mix together and integrate well. However there are far more areas where integration is non-existent, where single cultures prevail almost exclusively and where the very notion of "Multiculturalism" is an absolute joke.

So the warning on the packet should not be "Multiculturalism can seriously damage your health" but rather "Multiculturalism is a nonsense in many parts of the country so don't even think that it exists, let alone worry about whether it works.

[Mamyalynne]

Phew, I'm still in with a chance of the 'Humour' award then.

[douglas9401]

"I can't find any of these on the M-C packaging. Can you explain why?"

It's easy enough to find, vetuste_ennemi, right there in black and white.

[vetuste_ennemi]

Front runners in Lucid Analysis and Humour categories worked out. Now, where are the Best of Bleeders?
Did I spell that right?

[Mamyalynne]

Probably.

[vetuste_ennemi]

...and a runner-up.