Brain Surgeon Wanted

[vetuste_ennemi]

...no previous experience necessary.

No, I'm not making it up - well, OK, the surgery bit. Apparently on Obama's watch it was decided that Air Traffic Control in the States was "too white", so the recruitment procedures were changed. Say after me, one, two, three "Diversity is our...". What? No, didn't hear you, louder please.



(Now then, do I post this under Travel, Jobs & Employment or Jokes?)

[Theland]

It should be posted on the most left wing category you can find, and throw in a straight jacket.

[vetuste_ennemi]

I see Komsomol's out to get you again, Theland.
Or is it the Hitler Youth.

Not always easy to tell them apart.

[Zacs-Master]

People fluent in Latin presumably first in line?

[naomi24]

Hazardous to health or not, we're being systematically drowned in an unstoppable deluge of diversity. Perhaps we should start collecting these little gems of dubious wisdom - lest we inadvertently forget where we're supposed to be 'at'.

[Zacs-Master]

Supposed to be at what?

[naomi24]

At 'at'. C'mon Zacs. It's cool to know where you're 'at', innit?

[Zacs-Master]

Sorted.

[naomi24]

;o)

[Zacs-Master]

The sunset over the cottage was sublime tonight N. Just missing one thing. Offer is still there.

[naomi24]

Oooo ... you are a one. Night night, Zacs.

[Zacs-Master]

Sigh. Unrequited is me. As always.

[Zacs-Master]

Night, night, N.
(Love alliteration)

[vetuste_ennemi]

Better to have loved and lost...

[Zacs-Master]

Mare ipsum lorent