Parlez-Vous Français?

[RainbowRafiki]

If not, it's "je ne parle pas français. It's fun!

[1ozzy]

Écoutez très attentivement, je ne dirai qu'une seule fois!

Je suis bilingue

[Tilly2]

Say it again, Oz. I missed that.

[1ozzy]

Comment pouvez-vous penser que Mme Murray monnayes

[1ozzy]

In which of my 2 languages Tilly?

[Tilly2]

Either, or, Oz.

[sedge47]

Un petit d’un petit
S’étonne aux Halles
Un petit d’un petit
Ah! degrés te fallent

[Jackdaw33]

That's actually very clever when you work it out.

[AuntLydia]

Whats the translation jack ;-)

[shoota]

Humpty Dumpty
Sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty
Had a great fall..

[AuntLydia]

yes shoota it was rather tongue in cheek as French is my 'langue maternelle' ;-)

[shoota]

I love maternal tongues....

[Jackdaw33]

It's a nonsense rhyme. It's how Humpty Dumpty would be pronounced in English by someone with a very strong French accent.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mots_d%27Heures

[AuntLydia]

shoota you are awful........... but I like you!

[shoota]

My Dear Lydia - where have you been all my life?

[retrocop]

De Gaulle again.

//When Charles de Gaulle decided to retire from public life, the British
ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his honor.

At the dinner table the Ambassador's wife was talking with Madame de
Gaulle. "Your husband has been such a prominent public figure, such a
presence on the French and International scene for so many years! How quiet
retirement will seem in comparison. What are you most looking forward to in
these retirement years?"

"A penis," replied Madame de Gaulle.

A huge hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her answer... and no one
knew what to say next.

Le Grand Charles leaned over to his wife and said, "Ma cherie, I believe ze
English pronounce zat word, 'appiness!'"//

Sure that's not true but made me chuckle.

[goodgoalie]

I have a degree in it - does that count?

[sandishore]

Va t'assoir au soleil si tu as froid

[Prudie]

Si j'etais millionnaire j'aurais tant de choses a faire

[DTCwordfan]

what's your Aunt got to do with things, Prudie......??

[Prudie]

Nothing DT, Aunt is tante, tant is 'so many'