Write The Rest Of This Story?

[Nameless14]

First read the following text in its entirety carefully: https://www.teachingenglish.org.uk/sites/teacheng/files/landlady_text.pdf

Then do the following exercise: After this strange encounter, Billy decided to leave the boarding house. Write the conversation he had with the landlady. (250-300 words).

Take your time. Enjoy! The best ending will be rewarded "Best answer".

Billy felt the world slipping away. The light was receding to a tiny, bright pinpoint.

You can carry on with the following : "Now I remember. Now I remember where I heard those names. A famous mystery. Mulholland..Temple...boys who went missing and disappeared without a trace.
And it was you...you..."

Enjoy!

[Baldric]

It's Christmas, have a day off fgs!

[dannyk13]

Are you totally incapable of doing your own homework?

[nailit]

What he ^ said.
//Take your time. Enjoy! The best ending will be rewarded "Best answer"//
How generous!!!
Think Id rather stick rusty pins into my testacles tbh.

[nailit]

What THEY^ said.

[dannyk13]

lol, wondered where you got your username.

[nailit]

LOL Danny ;-)
I have some 'exotic' sexual preferences....

[Prudie]

Jeez headless you expect us to read all that and than write a load more just for the hope of a measly best answer? Be much easier to pop into crosswords for 10 minutes.

[nailit]

Nameless has GOT to be either a wind up merchant, a troll or someone from AB management trying to get 'traffic'?

[CrapAtCryptics]

Who knows it might be better than anything on Tv over the holiday - not that it would take much

[Prudie]

I think option C Nailit, always have

[Baldric]

Agree with Nailit and Prudie

[nailit]

Inclined to agree Prudie.
Its just bizarre, all these inane posts that he never replies to anyway and yet mugs like us continue to post on the threads. Maybe we all ought to completely ignore them and then see if another 'similar' newbie pops up in a week or two?

[kvalidir]

//I have some 'exotic' sexual preferences....//

Is that the ending to his story Nailit? ;-) x

[nailit]

LOL Kval. Guess we'll find out if he gives me BA ;-)

[Ken4155]

"And it was you... you..." Then, with an almighty roar, reminiscent of Aug '45, an atom bomb exploded and they all died.

[woofgang]

".....who never did your own homework!"

[MallyJ]

This is really tedious .... please do your own homework. Cheats never prosper you know.

[Ken4155]

^
You've obviously never watched a game of football, mally:-/

[kvalidir]

Billy's eyes widened with excitement.
'I've always fancied an older woman who can give me a good stuffing' he breathed, 'but Madam, I fear that I've been untruthful with you. You see, it's your lucky day for my name is not really Billy Weaver, it is in fact, Dick Rogers!'
'Dick Rogers! Does it really?' she murmured transfixed at her good fortune.
'Indeed Madam,' he rasped taking in the heady aroma of fromaldehyde and Tunes Menthol Eucalytus that came from her person. 'but first I think dinner perhaps?'
'Pork sword and beef curtains I hope young sir?' she replied coquettishly.'with plenty of stuffing after!'
'Oh yes that sounds perfect' he replied eyeing up her large furry rug 'right there I think!'

Seriously Nameless, agreed, do your own homework mate. no-one is going to give you anything usable x

[MallyJ]

Ken4155....oh I have but not for a long time.....Arsenal v Wolves so many years ago....Emlyn Hughes was playing!!