Please Cheer Me up!

[Toleman]

Last night being my 18th I got really drunk and we went back to my mates flat. I passed out then woke up at 8 in the morning to feel a sticky residue on my face (being mayonaise). I looked in the mirror to see blue permenant marker all over my face (various swear words and pictures of genitalia). Also i noticed i had slits all through my eye brows and random tramlines all over the side of my hair. There is pen all over my �45 G - Star top and it cost me �6 for my hair to be sorted although i still have visible lines in my zero grade sides of my hair.

I was supossed to be goin out clubbing tonight but I dont think I want to.

Do you think im right in asking my mates to pay for what they have done because i know if i ruined someones top they wouldn't need to ask for me to pay for it. I just would.

Have you got any stories of head shaving of drunken people or something on the same lines that will cheer me up.

T.I.A

[maxximus]

your lucky it was just mayonnaise, you are sure! it was just mayonnaise?

[Toleman]

yes im sure!

[paddywak]

When my mate was 21 (dont ask how long ago) part way thro the night when he was getting nicely drunk he allowed himself to be blindfolded after a few minutes he whipped it off laughing that we wouldn't get him that easily & that he wasn't going to be painted up. He then spent the rest of the night looking like a panda from the mascara that had been on the blindfold

[Whickerman]

Laugh it off, even if you don't feel you want to or that you should. It's all part of growing up, and your mates will have their turn too. No point in falling out over it. And write off the cost.
BTW - next time your on hols with them, and one gets bladdered, write the c word on their forehead with factor 40 sunblock and then suggest the day on the beach. Priceless.

[sense4all]

Uni student daughter has just had to confess her bad/dry skin look is as aresult of having to use some surgical spirit and nail v. remover to get rid of perm. pen before important presentation. Don't forget to moisturise afterwards. lol.

[maxximus]

agree with whickerman, and the sunblock gag is rich. you'll obviously get even in your own time toleman. there all good tales down the road. ' those are the memories that make me a wealthy soul' ( bob seger ).

[mycats]

I hate when people do that.
Honestly I know I will be told i am being a boring fart but I wouldnt laugh if it happened to me, I would go mental.
dont go mad if they are good friends and you dont want to cause a big scene but let them know how you feel