Annoying things

[johnlambert]

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their 4rse to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say " you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid �6 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.


8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

[bigmamma]

When someone says " Don't tell me whats in the paper " , when you pick it up first , and then you say " Well you can have ot first if you like " , and they then sit and quote half of the entire contents at you .

[Emz26]

I work for an organisation employing thousands of people up and down the country. It makes me laugh when someone says 'oh do you know so and so who works in some obscure place' Like I know everyone who works there. Hey bigmamma. x

[laurence2]

Its raining and low and behold you get caught in the downpour, you walk into your local pub for arguments sake, and someone will say ''is it raining''. and before you can reply with a sarcastic remark, they add ''it wasen't raining earlier.

[bigmamma]

Hi emz love :-) xx

[Emz26]

How are you today bigmamma? x

[bigmamma]

much better today emz thankyou , hope you are well :-) x

[Emz26]

I am just fine thanks..........hmmmm........ maybe not! x

[bigmamma]

maybe not ???

[cazzz1975]

I hate it when they advertise vanish or washing powder and brag about how good it is then a month later they say its even better (new packaging) and show the new shirt and the old shirt that has been cleaned, the old shirt looks crap and yet a few months ago it was the best thing since sliced bread!

[Emz26]

Add me to your msn mamma and I will tell you later.

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[bigmamma]

Johnlambert , I get niggled when I'm in a long queue and people are moving up but then the person in front of you doesn't , leaving a gaping gap until they decide to move along !!!

[bigmamma]

have added you emz sweetie , at least I think Iv'e done it :-)

[laurence2]

My female cousin always hated the chat up line by the lads ''do you come here often''.

So one poor sod came out with the said saying one day, and her reply was, if i did the floor would be very sticky, she did'nt see him again.

[Emz26]

Ok bigmamma, I will check it later. x

[sleepy1]

can i add you emz ?on msn i mean

[Emz26]

Sleepy1. Feel free me duck. The more the merrier!! x

[sleepy1]

ok great just added you but im not on msn at mo . hope your ok emz ?

[Emz26]

I'm ok. Just having problems with the weaker sex! lol! I may be on msn later hun.
BTW, sorry John for hijacking your thread. My apologies. x

[sleepy1]

weaker sex lol men are just one big problem only good for 2 things s ex and money :)

[Emz26]

they are indeed! men are from mars and all that....! x