The Queen

[smurfchops]

What does she carry in her handbag ??

[Octavius]

A packet of Murray Mints, some hankies and the keys to Windsor Castle.

[luna-tic]

A rusty spanner for any plumbing emergencies.
A packet of `Spangles'.
A CD of `Queens Greatest Hits'.
Lippy for any occasion.
A flask of tea.
Her etiquette reminder.
Sudoku

Have I missed anything?
:0)

[chazza]

I remember reading this a while back but the only thing i can remember is that she carries a small amount of change for things like church collections, and a hanky!

[4GS]

Mobile phone
hanky
axe (in case she has to chop someones head off)
keys
photo of the kids
some cod liver oil tables
spare axe (in case she needs to chop someone elses head off and she broke the first axe)
fluff
penknife

[Skreecheeboy]

Rolling papers, ciggarettes, a clipper lighter, a spare pokey bit, a bag of grass, some amyl nitrate, a dominatrix mask, a set of nipple clamps, a set of handcuffs, and an industrial sized tube of KY Jelly.

[Quinlad]

Corgi sh*t.

[Octavius]

I bet she packs some heat in there as well.

[luna-tic]

Yes Octavius, her portable curling tongs.
:0)

[smudge]

lol Quinlad!

1. Tena Lady
2. Reading Glasses
3. Manicure Set
4. Lace Hanky
5. Pear Drops
6. Fountain Pen

[taliesin238]

Lippy,
mirror,
tissues,
AK47

[Louisa 69]

1) a bottle of buckfast

2) a cattle prod for when phillip starts his mad ramblings.

3)crown jewels

4)a Lidl loyalty card.

[taliesin238]

Whats buckfast Louisa?? I havent heard of that one!! Liking the cattle prod mind you!

[Louisa 69]

Hi tailesin- it's a drink that mostly drunk by all the neds and hoodies, it's got a bad name up here in Scotland.

Here's a link.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckfast_Tonic_Wine

[DSJ]

The contents of a lady's handbag are known only to the lady herself!

[wildwood]

Two Men's hankies(one for Phillip and one for Charles).

One pack of Senior Service and a lighter.

4x plastic bags and a pooperscooper for the corgies.

One copy of "The dummies guide on how to project 1000 different gazes without actually smiling".

Another hankie for Charles.

6x blank divorce applications forms for the kids.

Yet another hankie for Charles.

One packet of sugar lumps in case the nags refuse to move.

One blowup hat for that unexpected occasion.

Oh, and one hankie for Charles.

[Panic Button]

A condom - just in case

[Scylax]

1. an elastic band, in case one of her Knights of the
Garter loses his (Honi Soi que Mal Y Pense)
2. a full-size replica of the royal yacht
3. a box of Bonios
4. my telephone number and e-mail address
5.a spare piece for a jigsaw puzzle, in case she loses one
6. the complete works of William Spokeshave, well- it's
different.
7. 2 or 3 William Hill betting slips
8. a signed pardon for each member of her family
9. a TomTom sat-nav, in case she gets lost in the post
10. her pension-book

[sizzlinglips]

The Queen carries in her handbag - pliers,string and
a packet of chips

[smurfchops]

Glad I asked that, had a good laugh. Thanks !

[perigra]

A rabbit and spare batteries!