All the above, plus:-
Jonathon Ross
Chris Moyles
lavatory brush moustaches
Ruby Wax
Graham Norton
UB40
The Churchill dog
Jeans under mini-dresses
John McCririck
Pavement cyclists
Yoko Parker-Arse
Terry Wogan
Dour Scottish soccer pundits
The Osbourne family
Swearing stand-up comedians
Stephen Fry
Jordan
David and Victoria Beckham
Paul Merton
Oaves
Slappages
Council house facelifts
Road-owning motor cyclists
Baseball caps, particularly indoors
Tattoos
Stuart Maconie
Carefully priced parking meters, e.g. �1.60 or �1.90 per hour, no change given, so you have to pay more if you don't have the exact amount.
Towed caravans
Groups of cyclists
Children in pubs
"Britishness"
Steve Wright