Invent?

[MWB]

What would be one thing you'd like to invent? (Or make better.)

Mine would be an easy peel onion.

[heathfield]

A 100% effective hangover cure?

[Quoi]

A way of transporting people from one place to another without using fossil fuel - as in startrek 'beam me upScotty"

[Quoi]

btw I'd make sure anyone with the name Ken Livingstone didnt quite make it Lol

[tiggerblue10]

A biscuit that doesn't fall into your tea whilst dipping.

A shopping trolley that doesn't off sideways when you're trying to push it forward!!!

[tiggerblue10]

*Doesn't VEER off sideways*!

I am having problems with my brain today!!!

[coco pops]

Trainers that don't smell

[mrs_overall]

A zapper to painlessly but permanantly obliterate people.
On my list would be
Anyone famous for being famous (eg Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Tara Palmer Wotsit etc)
Murderers, rapists, paedophiles (think of the money saved on having them in prison)
Numerous politicians
Health & Safety zealots
Ken Livingstone
All Big Brother contestants
Simon Cowell
Pigeons
People who feed pigeons
A neighbour who lets her dogs foul in the street
Andy Parsons
G.P.'s receptionists

I feel better for that!

[Louisa 69]

I would invent a machine that freezes time, you could have a lie in every morning. When the other half nags...just press the button lol

[funkymoped]

id like to invent a pill that cured ALL illnesses.
no im not a miss world contestant, just dont like to see people hurting !
secondly, id want a time machine. one that can transport me to the future, the past, and freeze time.
:-)

[unrulyjulie]

I'd invent the ultimate remote control! One that works on children! can you imagine how rich that would make me???????
Mind you, i think i would have to pay special attention to the mute button and make that from hard wearing rubber, none of the usual stuff!

[Louisa 69]

julie could you also have a button that works for the other half too? :)

[unrulyjulie]

Oh yes louisa, children and men are from the same catagory so it is universal!

[funkymoped]

listen to em !!!!

bloomin sufragetts !!!
you wanted equality. WE gave it to you.
now you want MORE !!!!!!!

it aint gonna happen girls... it aint gonna happen !
:-)

[unrulyjulie]

errrr scuse me . the plans are already drawn up for my invention! You men have had your day, now its OUR turn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mwahahahahahaha (jules tries her most evilest laugh but sounds more like sid james)

[FUZZYBEE]

A warmer/heater for the boot of the car so that when you unfold your pram or buggy it's not freezing cold and wakes the kiddies/babies up, All the blankets and your coats would be warm too when you put them on. You could operate it from the dash.

[Oneeyedvic]

A sauce (like ketchup) that tastes like warm egg yolk

[gelda]

Easy to peel garlic

[keyplus90]

When all of you have invented all what you are talking about. Do let me know please.