Starting a religion......

[R1Geezer]

How do I go about starting the "Church of the wisdom of latter day Geezer"? I mean look at that Hubbard bloke, started a religion as a laugh whilst pi55ed one night and ended up with Tom Cruise on board. Would I get free prescriptions?

[R1Geezer]

say 45 hail Geezers sister and you sins are absolved and have a rub down with the sunday sport.

You may worship the male form but only the great Geezer himself. Please post pictures of semi naked friends for a more detailed evaluation.

[joggerjayne]

Aah, I'd love to Geez, but after coffee and orange juice they went home and I went for a run on the beach.

Don't worry, next time they stop over, if there's any girl-on-girl action, I'll take a piccy for you (but don't hold your breath you old perv - sorry, I mean Dalai Geezer, of course).

[joggerjayne]

ps. I can only join your religion if I have special dispensation to worship the male form whenever The Seagulls play at home

(okay, and "The Great Geezer" too, obviously).

[wildwood]

I'd rather join joggerjayne's group, if it is all the same to you.

[joggerjayne]

Yaaay, wildwood, fab xxx