Fashion faux pas made by MEN!

[SurreyGuy]

I caught the end of an interesting discussion on the radio the other day and I was nodding in agreement with.............

1. Wearing socks with open-toed sandals

2. Wearing white socks (and/or even worse, SPORTS socks!) with "smart" trousers.

3. Wearing brown shoes with black trousers.

4. Any guy over 30 having highlighted hair.

5. Any guy over 30 wearing ear rings.

6. Wearing trainers with "smart" trousers.

Any others?

BTW, I AM a bloke, so I AM "having a pop at my own". If any ladies would like to start a similar thread pertaining to females....................:o)

[brionon]

The ONLY Faux Pas is thinking there is a Right and Wrong in dress.

[MrLee-Gend]

Wearing crocs that are obviously for women.

I would say orange is borderline but pink /fuschia is a definite no .

[flip_flop]

Jewellery on men is a bit naff at the best of times in my opinion, save for a watch, but what I really hate are chunky 'gold' bracelets and chunky 'gold' neck chains, particulary when the neck chains are worn outside of the top.

Very chav.

[Gromit]

Tattoos on head, neck or face. Scary.

[Kromovaracun]

Wearing a sexy black Arizonan cowboy hat with anything else.
Wearing battered 5-years-old trainers with everything
Having a half of your hair dyed. It looks ridiculous.
Trainers on the beach people seem to hate (guilty!)

I do the first two every day, incidentally. And just hate the third with a passion.

[Lakitu]

<i?thinks the cowboy hat and noting else is quite sexy

[888sally888]

Can I just say something I DO like......


Mr Sally in his bike leathers - corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!

[ChuckFickens]

oh dear... off to have a serious wardrobe rethink!

[888sally888]

ah Chuck bet your dead trendy really!!

[terambulan]

For me....I only insist on men shaving their faces.....hate tickly 'taches & beards which bring me out in a rash!

[Velvetee]

Tucking sweatshirt into jeans or trousers.

Wearing loads of gold chav jewellery.

Wearing trousers that are too short.

Wearing ripped jeans if you're not a builder. Bros went out with the eighties.

Wearing shirts outside trousers, particularly if they are dress shirts.

Comb overs (yes some baldies still do it)

Wearing sports trouser, so waistband sits under the butt cheeks, it's not cool, you look like an arse.

Wearing skinny jeans. It might look good on the catwalk, but unless you're a model or celeb, you look like Max Wall.

[brionon]

''Hallo'' any MEN out there ?

[brionon]

Sorry- The penny has just dropped. I've nothing against Gays,really. Do you shave your armpits and use scents as well. good luck er- fellers.

[littleoldme]

Fatties wearing tight fitting T shirts with a bit of hairy belly protruding from the gaping hole at the bottom. Or worse still, no tops at all. I'm on the...er...amply proportioned side myself, but I wouldn't subject strangers to that.

Oh, and ponytails. Would all you estate agents and graphic designers please note - ponytails are for GIRLS!!!

And ponies, obviously.

[Kromovaracun]

Fatties wearing tight fitting T shirts with a bit of hairy belly protruding from the gaping hole at the bottom. Or worse still, no tops at all.

I remember once when my family was driving into London a while back (to see other family), it was baking hot and we passed by a very fat sweaty man on a bicycle wearing nothing but a pair of shorts which were way too small. His stomach movements resembled a lava lamp.

Cruel, I know. But still amusing.

[Quinlad]

Big hair.

As modelled by Jeremy Clarkson, Andy Murray and 90% of all public schoolboys.

[SurreyGuy]

Thanks folks for some brilliant answers which have made me laugh heartily AND nod in agreement! :o)

[soozmac]

brown shoes with a grey suit. No no no no no.