Good Lord... I'm not sure whether I'm more worried about the possibility of being sold or the fact that I have been already and Jonny is my owner, he's definitely going to forget to feed and water me! (I've just shown this to my sister who thinks I should be sent to a freak show. Charming).
Vic - You cheeky so and so! Although you may have a valid point. I also think that you might be right about Keyplus.
As promised, my (useful) contribution to the thread... Erm, female, 29, live and work in London, eldestof three and definitely no beard (thank god for Wilkinsons). Recently moved back home to mums and just started new job so looking to move out again. Very fond of wine and smoking but alas given up the latter about a month a go, also like reading, occasionally a bit of writing, music and am useful for advice in B&S for obvious reasons. Prone to sarcasm, medium paced walker, can talk at (and shop for) shoes at great length. Brunette, 5'6, rumours of striking/beautiful appearence have been greatly exagerated!