Annoying little scotsman

[branca]

Hi I am retired but have a part time job off-loading wagons at a supermarket. I have had a number of run-ins with one particular driver as described in the question. However this morning whilst I was off-loading he started whistling the tune to Grandad and continued until I had finished. As he walked back to his wagon he started to sing it. All I know of this driver is he suuports Celtic and is vertically challenged.
Does anybody have any ideas as to a tune I could whistle when he next comes visiting, or maybe some repartee I could administer.

[B00]

haha, your post made me laugh ;-)

How about singing the Munchkin song from The Wizard of oz?

[stewey]

" All that whistling must make you short.......................of breath."

[stewey]

Or you could sing "Mama's little baby loves shortening, shortening. Mama's little baby loves shortening bread." with emphasis on the word "shortening'.

[Gnawer]

Whistle this AMAZING remake of dewey Cox's "Let me Hold you little man!"

Failing that " The Seven Dwarves's Hi Ho" Song should let him know what you think of him!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?vNl0B6FA13vA

To the dwarfs

[LoftyLottie]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOKK8mAkiUI

[ChuckFickens]

get a copy of this and play it every time he is about (I set this as the ring tone on a short friends phone, he was not impressed!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGAWSAuiYug

[Androcles]

If you really want to upset him, how about:

http://www.fanchants.com/football-songs/glasgo w_rangers-chants/can-you-hear-celtic-sing/

!!!!

[LoftyLottie]

I can just see branca chanting this and getting the sack!!!!Androcles. But it would be an absolutely great put down to someone who is trying to annoy you - like sticking your fingers in your ears!! Well done.

[Androcles]

Alternatively a silent protest - wear an Arsenal shirt with 3 -1 on the front and Eduardo on the back!

[Robinia]

I'd wait until he was in a really bad mood & say 'Oooh, we're a little cranky this morning aren't we?'

[craft1948]

.....is it steg?

[JockSporran]

This will wind up any Celtic fan: 'The Billy Boys' (same tune as 'Marching Through Georgia'. He'll think you're a Rangers fan and an Orangeman. Just watch what happens.

[wallacia]

tell him he looks a bit like nacho novo.

[ludwig]

You could always try 'F*ck off short arse'.

[stewey]

Gnawer's "Hi Ho" has got to be the best one:)

[ludwig]

....or get a sign made up that says 'Driven by a stumpy little tw@t' and stick it to the back of his wagon as he's driving off.

Be sure and give him a cheerful wave as he goes on his way.

[ludwig]

..or one of those 'Child on board' labels, but change child to 'midget'. Come to think of it isn't there one that actually says 'Small person on board' - job done.

Why am I the only one having the good ideas here?

[branca]

Hi - thanks for the suggestions - Hi Ho is a beauty.
Jock - don't know "Marching thro Georgia" - will have to hunt it down because that WOULD really annoy.

Cheers

[Gnawer]

Cheers stewey, I was starting to wonder whether my genius would ever be recognised!