Im sorry but this is the most ridiculous thing I have ever read in my life!
"We could collect old drink bottles and cash them in at the corner store and buy Chappies, Wilson’ s Toffees, Wicks Bubble Gum and some crackers to blow up frogs with."
wow fantastic there are some sweets that aren't available anymore???
"Take away food was limited to fish and chips, no pizza shops, McDonalds, KFC, Steers, Nandos. "
...again its bad there are now numerous ways to clog up your arteriesas opoosed to one?
"First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos."
So you want to see pregnant women smoking........ok?
"As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags."
You have got to be kidding me by now?....you cannot possibly think its a good idea for a child to not wear a seatbelt in a car?
"Only girls had pierced ears!"
Yes all of societies ills can be drectly linked back to the fact that some blokes now have their ears pierced????
That is the weirdest thing I have ever read its almost nonsensical?
and dont you dare say I have missed the point! all of the above are in therefore it MUST be the point!