Well the Christians were up in arms and made a big noise in the paper about this adaptation into a bench. I must admit, I found it all a little amusing. I went up and had a look at this bench, it was very nice indeed.
I wrote a small piece in the paper in support of my friend and his handy work, I included my name and address, lol. Well, you should have seen all the mail I had, from death threats to violence against my family and all manner of things. I responded appropriately in the paper about these letters by these so Christians. The debate continued until the local Canon stepped in and pleaded for peace.
Some of these Christians are positively evil!!!