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The Rapture (a)
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So the second coming of Jesus is due on the 21st May and he'll take all believers to heaven and leave the rest behind.
A) is he open to bribes do you reckon?
B) On a genuine note, we have plenty of believers who post,
i)do you believe that the rapture is nigh?
ii)Do you understand how these people come about nominating these dates?
iii) If you believe that something like this will happen in your lifetime, would you make preparations?
I read in the Metro that a guy in the USA spent $86k of his life savings on advertising it!
So the second coming of Jesus is due on the 21st May and he'll take all believers to heaven and leave the rest behind.
A) is he open to bribes do you reckon?
B) On a genuine note, we have plenty of believers who post,
i)do you believe that the rapture is nigh?
ii)Do you understand how these people come about nominating these dates?
iii) If you believe that something like this will happen in your lifetime, would you make preparations?
I read in the Metro that a guy in the USA spent $86k of his life savings on advertising it!
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I'll be right. I have my own private God who has always looked out for me..No way I want the really busy schizophrenic one.
Mine has no distractions making universes, all those animals, floods etc and pandering to the whims of billions of prayers.
Not prepared to timeshare my God so they can remain totally focused on my welfare.
Mine has no distractions making universes, all those animals, floods etc and pandering to the whims of billions of prayers.
Not prepared to timeshare my God so they can remain totally focused on my welfare.
A: What do you give to a guy that has everything? Its like trying to pick a wedding present for people that have lived together for years.
B: I'm a believer (now I have that song in my head).
i: No idea. I have other plans for today.
ii: I'm guessing tomorrow is your birthday. I have a 1:365 chance of being right.
iii. If the end of the world is nigh I'll put off mowing the grass until Monday. I don't mind waiting on the off chance that they are right.
The book of Mathew leads me to believe it will come on a day we won't expect it.
B: I'm a believer (now I have that song in my head).
i: No idea. I have other plans for today.
ii: I'm guessing tomorrow is your birthday. I have a 1:365 chance of being right.
iii. If the end of the world is nigh I'll put off mowing the grass until Monday. I don't mind waiting on the off chance that they are right.
The book of Mathew leads me to believe it will come on a day we won't expect it.
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