Ah, old nitro, you only think that your rock is that old - according to Philip Gosse (19th century) who claimed that the earth was created in six days about 6000 years ago, complete with built-in features to make it look older. There were strata with all the right fossils in them, fully grown trees with the right number of year-rings, gorges supposedly cut out by glaciers, mountains of limestone from marine life that never existed, navels for Adam and Eve and so on. He wrote it all in a book called Omphalos and expected to become celebrated. He was very hurt when all the world did was laugh.
The weird thing about this potty idea is that there is no way that science can ever refute it. No matter how old something is found to be by the scientific method, Gosse would say "Yes of course, God made it look that way!"