Emmanuel Redemption Church

[jomifl]

What is the connection between the above named church in Nigeria and $46?

[jomifl]

It is to do with living people, young females.... as ever. I will be out for a few hours so will not be able to see any replies.

[boxtops]

Oh no, not revirginising?

[boxtops]

... or worse, exemption from FGM?

[naomi24]

Oh, Boxy! I hadn't thought of that! Come back Jom!!

[Tilly2]

I don't think I want to know the answer now, if boxtops is right.

[wolf63]

Immaculate impregnation by priest?
Chasing the demons out of young ladies with attitude?


These churches are money making machines - I think that I might start one.

:-)

[sandyRoe]

For $46 they will perform a rite which will consign the soul of anyone you nominate to the hottest corner of Hell?
That's a ceremony you couldn't imagine the CoE being involved in.

[jomifl]

No one is close yet :-(

[sandyRoe]

Is it the hourly fee to spend 1-2-1 time with their younger female acolytes?

[boxtops]

I don't think I can be bothered any more, I've just had an email asking me to clear £100,000 from someone else in Nigeria.

[naomi24]

Jom, give us a clue.

Boxy, how much are they paying you?

[jomifl]

It is connected with human trafficking.

[naomi24]

They're not running a 'marriage to God' thing, are they? A kind of Vestel Virgins without the virginity?

[jomifl]

Naomi, they may well be and $46 might be the fee but that is not the answer :-(

[naomi24]

Back to the drawing board then. Still thinking.

[EDDIE51]

Are they offering to perform Female castration (removal of the clitoris) to stop girls getting pleasure from sex ? as an aid to Virginity / Chastity?

[Tilly2]

Boxtops has already mentioned that.

[jomifl]

As it is now Monday in France I will give the answer.
When the daughter of a poor Nigerian family is found a job in Europe by a kind ‘uncle’ The girl is taken to the priest who frightens the bejeezus out of her with his holy authority so that when she gets to Europe she will be obedient for fear of being consigned to hell if she refuses to become a Mafia prostitute. Fee $46. Why did nobody think of that, isn't that what christian priests do?

[naomi24]

That didn't occur to me - but it doesn't surprise me.

[wolf63]

That was a bit of a disappointment - I was looking for something cruel and illegal and 'Googleable' .