A Talking Donkey!

[Zacs-Master]

Why didn't someone inform me in Sunday school (yes, I did go) that there was a talking donkey in the bible?
I would have walked out there and then.

[wolf63]

What page is it on?

[Zacs-Master]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balaam

[Caribeing]

They were making an Ass of you!

[jno]

an animal that protested when its master beat it. I imagine the RSPCA would be al in favour.

[Zacs-Master]

Someone in a lab in China is probably working on that one jno.

[jno]

they protest already, it's just we who can't understand them.

[Zacs-Master]

True Jno. Can't abide cruelty of any kind. Wouldn't it have been simpler for God to just talk to Balaam?

[jno]

it always comes better from the horse's mouth

[Zacs-Master]

Ouch!
(Clever tho)

[jno]

Balaam might have thought God was speaking out of his ass

[Zacs-Master]

LOL.

[murraymints]

What is the most stretchy..an elastic band or human skin?






Skin...cos Joseph tied his ass to a tree and walked to Bethlehem !

[Brinjal]

El burro supe mas que el.

[Zacs-Master]

Si. Mi cajones es mas Fuentes.

[Brinjal]

Que? Fuentes o fuerte?

[Brinjal]

Los testiculos son muy fuertes

[beso]

They had talking bushes too.

Those who originally told these stories would today be recognised as insane.

[jno]

or, of course, as bestselling novelists.

[RATTER15]

murraymints, lol, brilliant :-)

[RATTER15]

beso, "Those who originally told these stories would today be recognised as insane"
you are probably right but the story is still being told and still being believed all over the world.